I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
lets start a swedish sibling band together
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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