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• (773): View more from Illinois

  is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?

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  it's more of a rinse.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.

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• (714): View more from California

  Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"

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• (347): View more from New York

  i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I am mentally ready for anal.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  When are you getting back?

  (440): View more from Ohio

  Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days

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