worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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