Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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