it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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