do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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