Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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