did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
we should paint friendship bongs
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