she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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