There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
