no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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