guys are not supposed to queef...right?
so let's talk penis.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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