I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
My butt remains clenched, sir.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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