Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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