Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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