in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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