i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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