well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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