Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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