talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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