Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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