I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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