Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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