does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
