i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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