dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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