Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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