We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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