508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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