Nicole vs. Life
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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