I've blown a few things in my day
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Randomize
