so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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