Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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