OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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