My nipple is on Facebook.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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