At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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