Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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