do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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