"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
