ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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