awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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