Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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