Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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