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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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