But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I did not marry a roomba.
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