i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize
