is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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