check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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