After last night, I could never be a politician.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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