do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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