Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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