I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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