can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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